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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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