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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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