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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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