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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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