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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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