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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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