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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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