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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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