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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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