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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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