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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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