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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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