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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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