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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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