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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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