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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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