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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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