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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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