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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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