Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.