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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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