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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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