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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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