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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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