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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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