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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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