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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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