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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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