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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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