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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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