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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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