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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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