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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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