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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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