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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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