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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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