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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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