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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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