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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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