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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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