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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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