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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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