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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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