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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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