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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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