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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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