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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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