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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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