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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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