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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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