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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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