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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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