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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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