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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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