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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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