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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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