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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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