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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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