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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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