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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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