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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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