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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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