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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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