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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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