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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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