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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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