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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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