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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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