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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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